Beware the Tall Grass

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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ANUBIS NO

roachpatrol:

kenaabik:

So I see this

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and all I can think is 

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this

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princehomo:

do people actually go on dates or is that just on tv

bewbin:

you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

wugs:

jake the dog   (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)

          and

| (• ◡•)|   finn the human

ayas-laboratory:

do u ever just hum a song and then it randomly turns into another song with a similar tune and ur like “no wait”

transisted:

when the url u want is taken

transisted:

when the url u want is taken

megablaziken:

megablaziken:

throwback to me in high school

megablaziken:

megablaziken:

throwback to me in high school

niggaqueef:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

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witchcraftand-wizardry:

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

dannerzz:

my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death